Berndt Horst's Guestbook

Anus Bananus

Bernt du är så coll. Jag måset skafaf en Utili-kilt percis som dig!

Robert

Du är skitkass på datorer Bernt!
Min mamma kan fan mer än dig.

Potential H4CK3R

I hacked a large chunk of my toungue off with a fork.Does that make me a hacker?

Anxious

H4CK3R

I AM GONNA H4CK YOU!

Elias Dalén

Berndt! A collegue of mine sent a mail with the text "Rick Roll" in the subject line. I haven't opened it yet because I am afraid that he sent me a virus. Should I tell my boss that he is a terrorist or worse - a hacker?!

You know who

Berndt!

Du och jag är ju i samma generation.

Kommer du ihåg Lackalänga?
Såå bra!!!Hoppas Arne Weise visar hela serien på Minnenas television.

Kanske du kan komma över och mysa lite då? ;)

Jag skulle fullkomligt....ja...

/Puss i ljumsken

Berndt Horst

Elias: What you are asking for is called Warez and is just as illegal as hacking!

Maybe I can help you but not here officially, you never know who is listening.

Use ICQ, it is a safe protocol.

Elias Dalén

Berndt! I am in need of serious help! I thought my desktop was a bit messy so I put all the icons in the paperbasket and now they are gone. I think I accidentally deleted the games King, Harpan and Spiderharpan. Could you send me some copies?

Inger Frygfeldt

Jag tycker det är så hemskt det här med datorer.Usch,snart tar de över världen.

/Orolig mamma

Kalle

hej kan du hjälpa mig med sk. hack?

Rune Kåth

Tim Kjell: Jag känner Berndt/captain_zyber mycket väl och kan intyga hur seriös,mjuk och mänsklig han är.
Det är DU som är skämtet här Tim! (Kjell?)

Det är DIG alla skrattar åt när du står där med byxorna nere.Hör DU inte hur skratten ekar här inne?

SKÄMS!!

Tim Kjell

Brilliant site.
What can I say? Someone as talented as you, actually walking around with a -97 MS Cert. must be taken seriously at all times by, well... Everyone, right?

What I find quite confusing about it though is whether you are actually serious or if this is a joke... For your sake, I seriously hope that this is a joke

Berndt Horst (ADMIN)

Hi Joeblow!

I'm NOT a hacker!!!!!
I hate hackers. They destroy computers and the internet, which i love.

//ADMIN

joeblow

common, this berndt horst guy is obviously a fuckin hacker!

Pedro

Berndt! Känner du till något som heter "solsken"? Jag tycker att du borde sluta häcka framför din datorskärm, din hy är blek. Nästan genomskinlig. Jag är djupt orolig för din hälsa. Hela din uppenbarelse skriker "d-vitaminbrist"

Berndt Horst

Martin: Har inte hört talas om detta, men nuförtiden är jag sällan inne på "hackingsidor" som idg.se

Patric: Nej, jag är captain_zyber, har bara kollat din sida 79 ggr vad jag kan se.

Lalle: Sounds like a Mac to me... Doom is PC only

Martin Borland

Enligt rykten jobbar popidolen Basshunter på att ersätta det föråldrade programspråket ASSEMBLER med ett nytt lågnivåspråk (Translingual rippoff assorted mutual service,förkortat till TRAMS).

"Ideén till ett nytt programspråk dök upp när jag skrev vi sitter i Ventrilo och spelar DotA" uppger Altberg stolt för Hallandsposten.

Betatestare uppger att hårdkodade 4-kärniga moderkort ska ha klarat av att spela 4-stämmiga versioner av boten Anna i 156 BPM minst två gånger innan överhettning!

Utvecklingsarbetet väntas ta minst 12-15år eftersom Altberg enbart använder sig av pekfingervalsen.

Kan du bekräfta detta Berndt?Dessa prestandarapporter innebär väl att Moore's lag inte längre är så viktig?

Om inte annat bekräftar det väl att vi aldrig slipper landsplågan boten Anna?

Patric

Tjena Berndt!

Är det du som svänger dig med nicket "Biggus Dickus" på Knullchatten?

Själv kallar jag mig "liten men rapp",men det har du väl redan räknat ut eftersom du besökt min sida 107ggr sedan den 23:e.

GympaPatric

Lalle

Dear Berndt!

Can computers catch Swineflu??

My computer emits a loud "OINK"-sound when I turn it on and then the screen turns black.
I naturally have the bootfloppy in the discdrive as you taught us in computerclass last week.

Please answer quickly,can't wait to play the cracked DOOM-copy you sold us.

/Lalle

Nick

Hej! Jättebra sajt. Jag tycker du verkar trevlig. MVH

steve

Hey there mate! Great site you have there! I´m an IT-teacher myself, on the other side of the globe that is! Maybe we can dig ourselves through to eachoter and exchange students for a day ay? What do you say? Looking foorward to hear from you!

Berndt Horst (ADMIN)

Hi there Elias!
It is always hard when you are being followed on the WEB. My advice is that you always have several windows open with different soft wares. That makes it harder for any one to see what you "really doing".
Then I would advice you to buy a new internet modem. He might have bugged your old one.
//ADMIN

Elias Dalén

Hey Berndt! I suspect I'am being followed by some guy. Do you know any ways that I can secure my e-mails and Internet from him?

Elias Dalén

Wow Rose! I'll try that next time I get a virus!

PS: Did you know your name is a flower in Swedish? Rose=ros!

Rose

Hi Thank you for you tips I read through them they were all spoton...

It is great to see other people like myself so interested in helping educate others in the ways of computer safety... I was a doctor at Seattle Grace Hospital for about 7 Years. But we just recently merged with another hospital in the area, and I was "let go" So I figured I would start full time in my other passion Computer safety... Who better than a DR. to fight computer Viruses... They may not be able to infect a person but the principle is the same... It takes a DR to fix it... :)

I just had a tip for you that I use whan I come across a heavily infected computer...

I have a special usb memory stick that I have preloaded with some special EXE. files
This way saves so much time... I don't have to "look" thought everyones logs and figure out what the specific infection is... So I just hit it with everything I have.

First I start notepad

I write a bunch of Antibiotic.EXE files

I always include some Antibiotic.EXE that deal with polymorphic file infections... That is why my list is so large... I can't stand it when other "Experts" use just a couple EXE. from the list below... That is how Virut and other Polymorphic infections have come about...

Then I upload the file into the infected computer...

This is my latest List that I use with great success!!!

EXECUTE:
E:\antibiotic.EXE
Run all:
Amikacin.EXE
Gentamicin.EXE
Kanamycin.EXE
Neomycin.EXE
Netilmicin.EXE
Streptomycin.EXE
Tobramycin.EXE
Paromomycin.EXE
Geldanamycin.EXE
Herbimycin.EXE
Loracarbef.EXE
Ertapenem.EXE
Doripenem.EXE
Primaxin.EXE
Meropenem.EXE
Cefadroxil.EXE
Cefazolin.EXE
Keflin.EXE
Cefalexin.EXE
Cefaclor.EXE
Cefamandole.EXE
Cefoxitin.EXE
Cefprozil.EXE
Cefuroxime.EXE
Cefixime.EXE
Cefdinir.EXE
Cefditoren.EXE
Cefoperazone.EXE
Cefotaxime.EXE
Cefpodoxime.EXE
Ceftazidime.EXE
Ceftibuten.EXE
Ceftizoxime.EXE
Ceftriaxone.EXE
Cefepime.EXE
Ceftobiprole.EXE
Teicoplanin.EXE
Vancomycin.EXE
Azithromycin.EXE
Clarithromycin.EXE
Dirithromycin.EXE
Ampicillin.EXE
Amoxicillin.EXE
Bacitracin.EXE
Ciprofloxacin.EXE
Levofloxacin.EXE
Polymyxin_B.EXE
Sulfacetamide.EXE
Sulfisoxazole.EXE
Demeclocycline.EXE
Tetracycline.EXE
Mupirocin.EXE
Fosfomycin.EXE
Rifampicin .EXE